I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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