They should really pass out barf bags in church
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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