He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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