I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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