My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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