i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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