do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
She told me I should be a condom model.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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