just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
What drink are we having for lunch?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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