I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
do herpes really smell.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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