Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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