I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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