'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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