try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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