I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
