Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
4 words: hood of his car
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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