3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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