i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'm at about main and main street
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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