god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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