You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think i peed on brittanys purse
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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