My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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