i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Randomize
