oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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