He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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