I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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