Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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