i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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