I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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