You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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