He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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