these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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