He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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