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(609): View more from New Jersey

He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone

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(225): View more from Louisiana

True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us

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(801): View more from Utah

So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away

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(248): View more from Michigan

Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.

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(443): View more from Maryland

When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Someone in a vagina costume on campus.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.

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(229): View more from Georgia

Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.

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(607): View more from New York

Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?

(1-607): View more from New York

Yup I waved.

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