he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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