You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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