I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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