your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we're making bets on your personal life
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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