my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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