Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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