I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
be right there i have to get my cape
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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