Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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