How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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