my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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