I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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