There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
