My boss' voice literally gives me gas
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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