? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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