How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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