I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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