she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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