those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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