i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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