doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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